Hi, I'm Brian. I'm a broke college kid that likes theater.

 

suicidebyfacepalm:

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

conbatulations

suicidebyfacepalm:

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

conbatulations

thecountryfucker:

I Wanna Dance With Somebody- covered by Nicki Bluhm and the Gramblers

Dig those back up singers. 

DANCE.

the11supernovas:

oh you’re watching pacific rim? i love that movie, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all of the pacific


explosions on the day you wake up, needing somebody and you’ve learned it’s okay to be afraid but it will never be the same

explosions on the day you wake up, needing somebody and you’ve learned it’s okay to be afraid but it will never be the same

(Source: paseks)

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Keep using love as the excuse for why we’re fat and lazy
Wait to grow old, like we’ve been told
Go bald, go west and crazy
This is so pointless it actually holds up our evolution
Sing it to the bastards
FREE YOURSELF FROM MENTAL PROSTITUTION

(Source: sayanythingtrax)

iwasateenagefaery:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep

(Source: best-of-memes)

cumberknitterfiles:

fieldbears:

pocketpadfoot:

Imagine James Potter getting wasted and making a bet with Sirius that he can totally transform into his Animagus shape no biggie - and it goes fine but then he’s too drunk to change back and Muggles get confronted with this really drunk deer roaming the streets pursued by a man who can’t stop laughing

or

image

I reblogged this but I need to reblog it again because of that fucking gif