Hi, I'm Brian. I'm a broke college kid that likes theater.

 

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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themysteryofthedruids:

here’s a 13 second video of ducks bobbing their heads to bossa nova music

I always do essays the night before they’re due because I’m a dumb kid in pjs

I always do essays the night before they’re due because I’m a dumb kid in pjs

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

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"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth."  — Aubrey Plaza

"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth."  Aubrey Plaza

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